A neighbor came to our rescue and loaned me the car for the day. He wrote the following:
In what many scholars see as the final sign before the apocalypse, Wendy drove a minivan on Sat Dec 8 2012. The photo clearly shows the glory that is to be as Wendy flinched from the beauty that is driving a minivan. Commentators are confused as to whether this was predicted by Nostradamus, John the Apostle, or unknown ancient Mayan Calendarists. But all agree that this cannot be a good sign.